Guest Post by Nerone, the guard dog.
Listen to me Lady! Something is WRONG!
Ohhhh, it’s that EVIL SOCKS CAT! Messin with my Elizabetta! I told you something was wrong!
Just look at him! ‘What…who me???? I was just here to chat with Elizabetta.’ All innocent. Yeah, right! Let me at him. I’ll chase him up a tree.